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Daddy has a Harbor Seal
Sarah Palin wrote she wants to skin it.
She once thought that Vice would be very nice.
I’m so glad that they didn’t win it.

Daddy has a Harbor Seal
The Seal has influenza.
It passed out right where it was
That's why it's on the credenza.

Daddy has a Harbor Seal
It needs those flu vaccines
But it has no health insurance
And otherwise lacks means.

Daddy has a Harbor Seal
I think it has the flu.
It looks nothing like a swine,
Can we say the same of you?

My candle burns at both ends
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends —
I burnt my #$%@^&@ fingers!

The Ayatollahs, they have the chore:
Their country’s peace to restore.
  Imagine the fuss
  If Iran said to us
Our winner was President Gore.

Okay, so we’re back from hiatus.
The Seal, Dad and me, do you hate us?
  Or have you been waiting
  And anticipating
For some sort of update in status?

Okay. Exam is over (I passed) and drawings are once again flowing from the end of my pen.